Thirty-life crisis: navigating my thirties, one drunk baby shower at a time

The author of this book took my virginity : a foreword / by Shane Dawson

Introduction: Raised on Seinfeld

Gender-reveal party

yes, it's a fucking thing

Peter Pan fail

Water cooler conversations are real

My denim security blanket

Fake it till you make it, or until you panic and succumb to Zoloft

Baby names vs. binge eating

My gay boyfriend

Wine and nuts : my night with a Hollywood legend

The wedding circuit

Little miss bossy

Twelve whiskeys and a funeral

My four-legged child

Selfish care : a guide to staying young at heart and looking damn good while doing it

Conclusion: Don't be fooled

everything you see has a filter on it

Epilogue: A year later.