Part I. The bird app. "This is actually me" ; "Benevolent anarchy" ; "Little tenacles" ; "Be there, will be wild!" ; "Woke mind virus" ; "Welcome Elon!" ; "Midas touch" ; "Back door man" ; "I made an offer" ; "I'd jump on a grande for you" ; "Let's see what this guy can do" ; "Temporarily on hold" ; "Why we're here" ; "Hide-and-seek" ; "Some things are priceless"
Part II. Hellsite. "Let that sink in!" ; "I understand how computers work" ; "Content moderation is a product" ; "The bird is freed" ; "We truly cobbled it together" ; "Comedy is now legal on Twitter" ; "Please print" ; "I bet my emergency is bigger than yours!" ; "Should I post it?" ; "#Sleepwhereyouwork" ; "'Maniacal' urgency" ; "Uncertain times" ; "Your role at Twitter" ; "Weak, lazy, unmotivated" ; "New blue . . . coming soon" ; "The economic picture ahead" ; ""Elon puts rockets into space, he's not afraid of the FTC" ; "Resignation accepted" ; "High risk" ; "How it started/how it's going" ; "Extrmely hardcore" ; "Vox populi, vox dei" ; "Our concerns regarding the quality of your coding ability" ; "Exceptionally poor taste" ; "This will be awesome" ; "Assassination coordinates" ; "Epic shit" ; "This esplains a lot" ; "Deep cuts" ; "We just won't pay those" ; "An absolute scam" ; "#Twitterdown"
Part III. Main Character. "One main chacter" ; "VIP users" ; "What the fuck is going on with this app" ; "Engagement night" ; "These people are pillaging us" ; "Caught red-handed" ; "I'm not going to bullshit you" ; "Official comany communication" ; :A recently fired Twitter employee" ; "Good thing I fired him" ; "Inverse startup" ; "You're welcome namaste" ; "Try it, but don't trust it" ; "Did your brain fall out of your head?" ; "I need to do some deleting" ; "Every parent should watch this" ; "Someome foolish enough to take this job" ; "Serious numbers" ; "Sorry, you are rate limited" ; "I'm up for a cage match" ; "We shall bid adieu to the Twitter brand, and gradually, all the birds" ; "I wish I had been more worried" ; "The stakes" ; "Zero sum"